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Would hit the spot right about now.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Granted. It's as spicy as a Coralina reaper, so you get to experience the burn twice.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’ve literally eaten them for breakfast. Great salsa my brother made with them too.

I cried then and later.

Your proposal is acceptable to me.