Spooky 👻 Halloween 🎃 Dark 🦇 Horror 🔪 Memes

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Genetics :( been growing it out for 4 months and my facial hair isn't even an inch long :( I'm 33, dammit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Wanna swap? I get that in like 2 weeks and I'm so fucking sick of shaving.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

At best, i get Keanu's beard, but minus all the star power and fame that makes it work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

I'll trade you for my natural Joe Dirt beard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

I'm sorry, beardless brother. One day our time will come! Here's hoping for cheap hair transplants in the near future!