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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The real life pro tip is always in the comments.

What about missionary, though?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I guess you'd get donut sugar in your belly button? But if your already heading down the road of fucking donuts, that might not be a concern.

Probably get ants though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 37 minutes ago

Probably get ants though.

You have saved me from all kinds of trouble with your sensible warnings. I did not think this through well enough.

If I might trouble you further, o wise one, how about up against the shed wall, each in a pair of welly boots, standing in a paddling pool half full of water?