this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
1232 points (98.6% liked)

Science Memes

11253 readers
2876 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.

Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
1232
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
135 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I.... I don't think I can.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Seems like a skill issue to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude, I don't mean to boast, but honestly, I think my dick is just WAY too big. Like, I would DESTROY that grape instantly if I tried. It's not just a trick of the camera angle, it just is that big. Honestly, I don't even need to get out a measuring tape to tell you that even with a massive grape, it's just not going to fit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're not being creative enough. You could have a bowl/cup of grapes, and use that. Or maybe alternatively you could blend/mash them up, let them dry out a bit to stiffen up, then use that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I find that when you sign up for lemmy, you very much underestimate the extent to which the community is going to be invested in you sticking your dick in grape.

It's not a complaint, really, and it feels supportive, in a way, but it's definitely not what I was expecting. I mean, the whole area of soft fruit isn't really a theme I was considering exploring in any kind of sexual way, if you can appreciate where I'm coming from.

I take your point about the possibility but I'm still drawing a bit of a blank in the motivation department, if I'm honest.

The comment about grape seeds isn't making making me any more enthusiastic, I can tell you. No offence meant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, this place is a very

  • Grape fucking

  • Endless politics

  • Meta memes/drama/shitposting

pick two kind of place

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

nothing worse than getting a grape seed stuck in your peehole...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds painful. Like gallstones, but backwards. On the plus side, probably less scratchy. On the minus side, maybe more citric acid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, mainly tartaric acid...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah, thank you. I wasn't sure. However, I am sure that I don't want it going the wrong way up my personals.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

C'mon David. They want you to. Do it for them, buddy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The grapes? I can never tell when a grape wants some action. My whole life, I've missed every single signal. Well, that, or the grapes just don't find me attractive, like, EVER.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not with that attitude

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I just can't see it ever happening.

I don't mean any disrespect, and I don't want to kink shame, but that kinda thing is just not my bag, baby.