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[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I.... I don't think I can.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Not with that attitude

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I just can't see it ever happening.

I don't mean any disrespect, and I don't want to kink shame, but that kinda thing is just not my bag, baby.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Seems like a skill issue to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Dude, I don't mean to boast, but honestly, I think my dick is just WAY too big. Like, I would DESTROY that grape instantly if I tried. It's not just a trick of the camera angle, it just is that big. Honestly, I don't even need to get out a measuring tape to tell you that even with a massive grape, it's just not going to fit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

C'mon David. They want you to. Do it for them, buddy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

The grapes? I can never tell when a grape wants some action. My whole life, I've missed every single signal. Well, that, or the grapes just don't find me attractive, like, EVER.