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[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

So how do we do poppy seed bagels?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

The poppy seeds don't contain the opiate, the surrounding latex contains it (visual: pomegranate seeds, and the inedible flesh you free it from).

Some of that opiate might get on the seeds, but its mixed into such quantities with other poppy seeds that the potency level is diluted to virtually nothing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

And yet, can still fuck the unlucky in a drug test.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

Wow. I guess I need to eat more bagels