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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But he has heard of nuking hurricanes.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean it makes sense. We need to teach a lesson to those hurricanes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We don't want to look weak in front of the other weather emergencies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

The ocean isn't sending its best.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

If there's one thing you wanna look strong in front of, it's nuclear fallout.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

We have some perfect nukes just sitting around that cost hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars. It would be a waste not to use them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's why I support nuking the whales.