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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

See how did sharks swim north without the north being there?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Much of Earth's water is older than the Sun so the shark's likely swam from space is my best guess.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I mean the protons and neutrons are never new, all of this stuff is just second hand, cobbled together recycled garbage!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What is a proton? A miserable pile of quarks!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Ah those were the good old days, when we still made quarks in this country!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

But enough talk. Have at you!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Like they say, we're all just nuclear waste.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Nah, they just swam East/West or South. At one point they just collected into a pile at the South Pole and waited patiently for the Polaris to come into existence.