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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Just so everybody knows what kind of fucking liberal is this brain dead this guy regularly complains that lgbtq and trans people are bad because if you say bad things about them people get mad at you.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (6 children)

You weren't kidding. This guy is one of those "I used to support gay rights but then they said I couldn't use slurs anymore so now that's why I'm a conservative."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I like the one where he said if you "criticize" a straight person only the straight person get mad at you but if you "criticize" a gay person everybody gets mad at you.

I warmly invite the guy to go anywhere other than here on the internet and criticize somebody FOR being straight, like I guarantee he does to gay people, and watch people get incredibly not mad that you're criticizing straight people for being straight.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nobody ever criticizes me for being straight IRL so I have to do it all myself :cri: