Found this in the depths of my storage. Not sure where its from but might improve the day of some people ^^
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Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke
"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
would you like to hear the udp joke? you might not get it, but I don't really care that much
This was better than mine
Sure, but we need to shake hands first.
I will now start transmitting the TCP joke.
sonic inflation erotica
H ll wou d l k o h ar a UDP j ke?
Sorry I only do udp, but I won’t tell you that