lol he has to use a special tool to open his bottles. Table edge is right there tough guy... or literally any hard object you can get about an inch of leverage with (so not your dick ayo), Belt buckle is possible, doesn't even have to be a special one. Keys, a dollar bill, lighter, principle doesn't change too much between them. Hell even your wedding ring... oh... awkward.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

If you're really willing to take a risk, you can do it with your teeth. I wouldn't recommend doing this, but I would recommend telling these people it's "manly" to do so.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dollar bill?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Beer-Bottle-with-a-Dollar-Bill

also works for any random piece of paper but dollar feels like more of a flex, like lighting a cigar with a burning hundo (except you're not out a hundo after)

[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 months ago

Their dick is probably too small to be useful anyways, regardless of supposed "hardness".