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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

If the bartender is flirting with you it's because the rent is due soon and those abusively high student loans ain't gonna pay themselves.