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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

~~First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey~~.

Second, it wasn't a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn't paid.

Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/

2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn't let them keep the money but maybe that's a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.

3: Understandable, but why'd you keep going back?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You think the foot job would have gave it away.