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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/whitepeopletwitter

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure you have a better chance winning the lottery.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My luck:

Last two passengers stumble onto the plane.

Flight attendant close the door.

They sit down in the empty seats next to me all covered in sweat and smelling not so fresh. "We had to run to make it."

Oh joy....

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Carrying bags of fast food…

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Nah, this has happened to me plenty of times, I have won the (one of the major ones anyways) lottery 0 times.

You must just be unlucky lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Heavily depends on the route and time of the day. Some flights are almost always completely full, some others are often half capacity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

yeah this happened to me like 3 weeks ago

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I've had it happen at least a dozen times! Should I buy a lottery ticket, or have I wasted all of my luck?