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[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You implant a chip in your brain that gives it control over your finger movement.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Until someone hacks your brain, or just puts a keyboard in front of you and lets the chip do its thing without your consent.