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Supportive dad (lemy.lol)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dad I'm sorry I look too cute in skirts

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Perf, "skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

O.O

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Like that song by Cake, it goes "I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That is a valid reason to move to Scotland

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"god meeded to nerf my big ween"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

😂