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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know, maybe we shouldn't be taking estimation advice from a 1980s science fiction movie that amounts to a systematic method of lying.

Yes, I've used it before. Yes, you can hopefully have everything average out in the end. Yes, project managers demand estimates. None of these are good reasons to back up how fundamentally flawed it is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's called a joke. We're in a sub called "programmer humor." You must be fun at parties.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Except people take that method seriously all the time. All the objections I raised were one's people have actually thrown back at me.

I'm tons of fun at parties. Everybody loves seeing my collection of bottles from defunct soda companies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, my favorite activity at parties, looking at some weirdos trash collection.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Hey, if you're anywhere in the area, I've got fine collection of IKEA allen keys a