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I redid the meme with what hurts me (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Oh god, I feel this. Why can't there be a sane language‽

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But the Lord came down to see the ~~city~~ OS and the ~~tower~~ app the people were building. The Lord said, “If as one people ~~speaking~~ programming the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.”

So the Lord scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped building the ~~city~~ OS. That is why it was called Babel—because there the Lord confused the language of the whole world. From there the Lord scattered them over the face of the whole earth.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Amen. Now, where’s that Wine?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are 2 types of programming languages

The type everyone keeps complaining about
The type no one uses

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

People complain about perl, but no one uses perl.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

It would have to be written by sane people.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Computer programming, regardless of language, is hard. The computer does exactly what you tell it to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yes. That being said, it matters which language you choose. COBOL is always a bad choice, unless writing in COBOL is the whole point. There isn't really a universal best choice, either. Python is often a good one, but if you're doing something big it will become this meme.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because no one likes Java.

Hahahahahhahaha

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

While Java js definitely one of the best, it still has some quirks that you need to know about.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Java js

That’s an unfortunate typo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Java²script

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I mean javascript is java right? It's in the name

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

bash

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

C exists