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Oh god, I feel this. Why can't there be a sane language‽
There are 2 types of programming languages
People complain about perl, but no one uses perl.
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Amen. Now, where’s that Wine?
Computer programming, regardless of language, is hard. The computer does exactly what you tell it to.
Yes. That being said, it matters which language you choose. COBOL is always a bad choice, unless writing in COBOL is the whole point. There isn't really a universal best choice, either. Python is often a good one, but if you're doing something big it will become this meme.
It would have to be written by sane people.
Because no one likes Java.
Hahahahahhahaha
While Java js definitely one of the best, it still has some quirks that you need to know about.
That’s an unfortunate typo
I mean javascript is java right? It's in the name
Java²script
bashC exists