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Acorn rule (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by zarkanian to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Since it only has a receiver and not a transmitter, it's probably completely useless

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, it just goes to its extraction point! ...somehow.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

When eaten by squirrels the mind control protocol is activated.

[–] lastunusedusername2 1 points 3 days ago

When it grows into a majestic oak the roots connect to the underground surveillance network

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There's no way, without violating the laws of physics, can you fit any kind of 2.4Ghz modem into something as small as an acorn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

You can with a sub-wavelength antenna like a nintendo joycon has, it's less than 10mm in X and Y axes. It will just have terrible reception, like a nintendo joycon has.

Also it could be a higher frequency which would allow a smaller antenna.