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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

When I see you perish all I can think of is:

You are watching TV and hear a noise in a nearby room

PAUSE TV_

you pause the TV but to your dismay the TV plays an ad by a political candidate!! The sounds of the shadowy figure are drowned out

SHUT TV OFF_

whoops! Unfortunately for you this is a smart TV! And you need your phone to shut it off, it's in the same room that the noise is coming from

RUN AWAY

You hear glass break.

...

Unable to pinpoint the location of your adversary, you are caught by surprise and bludgeoned by a steel bar and lay in a pool of your own blood. As your vitality seeps away through the hole in your fractured skull, you wonder the many outcomes that will never come to pass had you had YouTube Premium

You perish

START OVER? Y/N

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You made it into a choose your own adventure template hahahahaha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's what years of Zork and other DOS text based adventures do to you... Oh and Shadowgate with its unfair trial and error bullshit