Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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We don't know Kristi didn't eat it... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm a transgender illegal alien who recently went to jail and got a sex change. Anybody wanna share pet recipes?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hows about I share with you one of my favorites. Dog tongue soup with a dash of hamster meat! Yum.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking more along the lines of big black cockatiel as long as I don't have to foot the bill. But beggars can't be choosers so I'll take what you're dishing.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

All I read was big black cock as long as a foot you’ll be taking.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow they do sex changes in jail now? What futuristic country.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Forcibly. Especially for children.