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[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for sticking with me. I appreciate how passionate you are about the issues affecting this country.

You're saying that the real issues are the price of EGGS and unaffordable housing, right? And that this article doesn't care about that? And that people are getting distracted from those issues? What does that make this article?

I feel like you're almost there.