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REJECT MODERNITY, RETURN TO BUTT SPONGE
Bristles were a mistake.
I wonder if there's some kind of absorbent silicone foam you could boil, if you wanted to do a modern spin on xylospongium.
Also, I just looked up the Wiki page, and WTF:
Gladiator owners often had physicians on-hand, so you'd have to find a private place to kill yourself to guarantee it would work - and they probably wouldn't let you take weapons wherever you wanted. Poor sod.