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Dating perks (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/whitepeopletwitter

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Only after they've been washed off. Or dry cleaned. Or whatever, IDK, I'm from Chicago.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

We dry clean them. Otherwise they shrink.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

IDK, I'm from Chicago

So you're more familiar with the end stage of the process.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

The moms lick them clean after birth, and if you’re expecting any animal to be clean I got bad news for ya.

Bonus fun fact the cows tend to eat the afterbirth as well. Source grew up on a farm/ranch, if you want gross learn about prolapse. Guess who had skinny arms as a teenager and got to help keep cows alive till the vet came and had two thumbs? This guy… not sure I should be proud of what I had to do but yeah cows is expensive.