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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Who hurt you as a child?

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[-] [email protected] 120 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My guesses:

  • Intoxication: They're drunk or high enough that they're not neurologically capable of aiming; the fact that they managed to get it out of their pants at all is astonishing.
  • Narcissism: They're very important assistant sales managers, talking on their phone through the whole transaction, and aren't paying attention to what they're peeing on; just as they don't remove their dirty dishes from the office meeting rooms after a lunch meeting. Aren't the help supposed to do that?
  • Helplessness and/or disgust: The toilet was already filthy when they came in, and they didn't think they were making it any worse.
  • Peevishness: They got yelled at by a scary janitor once for sticking gum under desks.
[-] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

Don’t forget fragile masculinity and not wanting to sit down to piss because that’s how women do it.

[-] [email protected] 78 points 11 months ago

Oh, you've got a behavior there, but the wrong motivation.

I sit at home, but I don't sit on public toilets precisely because dudes have been whizzing all over the seat.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Exactly, don't even sit on it to shit. That's what core muscles are for

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

And this is why god invented the paper ass gasket

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

This is the way.

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