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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This might be the most evergreen article The Onion has ever published.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

> be me
> doom scrolling international news on my death bed in 2064
> this article shows up
> goodbye my old friend

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It's depressing that this will likely be true in 2064.