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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I couldn't believe that they released his name like that. Totally out of line by whatever department decided to do that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes it’s odd, given how just before this that football player was shot in San Francisco by a 17 year old. There was a big to-do about will he be tried as an adult and they won’t release his name because he’s a minor. In this case they released his name right away and said he would be tried as an adult even though he’s only 14.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I think that was a rouge "tough guy" who decided to do it. It's not up to the police to decide how he gets tried.