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iirc this article is referencing a court decision where "boneless" wings can have a certain amount of bone in them because the de-boning technology can't be expected to be perfect. It's real, but it's also being taken wildly out of context.
OK, as long as bonless pizza is still not a thing.
Wait wait have I been eating bone in pizza this whole time?
Pizza cooks better with the bone left in, this is basically fact