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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

OK, as long as bonless pizza is still not a thing.

[–] Zipitydew 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wait wait have I been eating bone in pizza this whole time?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Pizza cooks better with the bone left in, this is basically fact

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I mean, you do you friend, as long as it's just you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Boneless pizza doesn't exist, that's right. All pizza has bones in it.