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[–] [email protected] 235 points 4 months ago (4 children)

lol “our detection system can’t tell the difference between you talking on the phone and you singing so we need you to keep the data clean by not singing”

Fuuuuck you.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Amazon: "We encourage expediency in delivery, so please don't stop to use the restroom. Just piss in this bottle."

Also Amazon: "We need you to arrive promptly, but also we expect you to work late. The needs of the customers come first!"

Finally, Amazon: "You're tired, you're hungry, you desperately need to piss, but we've decided the biggest risk to your driving safety is your dramatic rendition of Shake It Off by Taylor Swift, as you try to get your mind off the horror of working this dead end job."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

also stop pissing in bottles, thats weird and disgusting, and no we wont give you more time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Simply don't drink and drive™️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

simply do not piss anymore, pissing is for nerds and losers

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Also, do you really NEED to sleep?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

If you do, AI will take your jobs!!! Hustle, hustle, hustle!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

Human conform to our half thought, low bid robot Overseer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Amazon's solution: install another microphone in the car so they can hear that you're singing instead of having a conversation!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I love that the solution to their shit detection is to make sure that there is nothing to detect.