A Boring Dystopia

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Starbucks says Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks' head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet

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[–] [email protected] 136 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Go there every day and ask for a water. It's free, but you're costing them a tiny amount each time.

[–] [email protected] 129 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Oh I was gonna recommend arson. Maybe your plan is better

[–] [email protected] 94 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well you gotta use up all their water first

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Free water, arson, bricks, and bullhorns. With these four powers combined, I am.. Captain Protest!

[–] nolefan33 15 points 3 months ago

Your plan is certainly quicker, which is an upside.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Insurance will cover it, so you’re just hurting everyone else who has to pay for insurance.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Also grab something on the way out and don't pay for it.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 8 points 3 months ago

Use the bathroom and flush four times!