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For a proper cucumber sandwich... (feddit.uk)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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White or brown toast?

Toasted or not?

Anything else I should know about cucumber sandwiches?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

If you went into an English tea room for afternoon tea and they served you that monstrosity and claimed it was a cucumber sandwich, you'd be perfectly within your rights to burn the entire place to the ground and not a single judge in the country would convict you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

If I made some idiot a bahn mi and they cried about it then they can kindly fuck themselves and not eat it

that monstrosity

Most British response ever to a description of a bahn mi. Oh no, ethnic cuisine!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If the thread had been titled "how do I make a bahn mi" then I'd have upvoted you to the moon. But it wasn't. It was asking how to make that most English (not British, but English) of foods, a cucumber sandwich. And in case that wasn't a clue enough, the community is Ask UK. Not Ask Vietnam or Ask America.