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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (14 children)

I always make hard eye contact because woman say that guys always look down at their boobs and I've caught myself doing that exact thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

You make it sound like the only two possible places to look at are their eyes and their chest. Hmm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

While I get the point you're trying to make, the only normal place to look at when talking to someone is their face, which is kinda small, and the two parts of the face that convey emotion are the eyes and mouth.

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