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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon goes to the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Be hot
Don't not be not

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

*1. Be ATTRACTIVE *2. Don't be not ATTRACTIVE.

You don't have to be hot to be attractive.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

Exactly. As long as you're not horribly ugly (1. Don't be a slob 2. Shower, brush your teeth, wear clean clothes) the right personality will beat looks. Being funny, like legitimately witty funny, will go miles

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