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Asking the important questions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by ModerateImprovement to c/whitepeopletwitter

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So you fart 100 times and then fart the normal amount

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is it that I would just fart 100 times when I wake up and then fart normal the rest of the day? If I knew when the 100 farts were coming or if I could plan them out to happen at once, then I might take that deal. I poop a lot at times. Mainly the morning.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe instead of pooping the poop juat transforms into 100 farts when it reaches the end of your digestive tract. So you go to the toilet and instead of dumping a log you just fart for 5 minutes straight.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That would be dope. I'd take that deal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Same. No more wiping my ass