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Is provided fruit in-flight, then fined for bringing said fruit into the country... (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

So if eating the apple whilst still on the plane makes it legal - does it fall under that same description/distinction if I shove it up my ass instead? Does the law cite this particular case?

Asking for a friend.
Unrelated, if anyone knows a lawyer specialised in butt apples, pls let me know. Like asap.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t that be smuggling? 😂

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But they accuse people of smuggling also when they eat the contraband.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you wouldn’t boof an apple

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, some people are pretty weird.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey man don’t kink shame

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You can shame Apple people a little bit, as a treat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

No, because digesting the food eliminates the concerns they have over the fruit in the first place.