this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Top car will start to loudly beep and light up the dashboard like a christmas tree with SERVICE NOW!!! warnings whenever the windshield wiper fluid is low, seat belt is not fastend or a brake light is out. Has controls for radio and clima hidden 3 levels deep behind a touch screen interface. Comes with an app that will somehow stop working after 5 years when the car is no longer sold, or after you upgrade your phone. Has a subscription that allows you to go faster and use the heated seats you already paid for when you bought it.

Bottom car will run as long it has fuel, dosnt judge you like a fuckin audi would and lists engine oil as "optional" in the manual.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Bottom starts at 10k with mileage beyond 300000km but will run another 300000km

[–] Lucidlethargy 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This dude... He looks lame. The woman looks great, though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The dude looks way cooler than the try-hards

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Exactly. Dude looks so much cooler and badass.

The girl looks like someone who spent 20k on a spoiler and runs for their Honda civic, and it doesn’t do anything special.

If you need all that shit, you suck at shooting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Showing this to my PO