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That website was so awful I had to look up the story from another source lol
Her "bag of drugs" contained:
3.25 grams of cocaine 1.75 grams of crack cocaine 1 gram of crystal meth 1.5 pills of hydromorphone 2 pills of amphetamine 4.5 pills of alprazolam metal spoon 4 glass pipes with residue plastic baggies with white residue full needle 2 straws
Fuuuuuun. I’ve always wanted a collection of drugs. That scene in Fear & Loathing always had me jealous.
I applaud her responsible labeling and commitment to diversity!
"...once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."
No Chore Boy? Amateur.
seems like a regular Monday