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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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It's bad from the outside, but the inside is so much worse. And it gets worse the more you look at it. So many details that are just so awful. Living in this "house" is probably miserable.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Few windows for outsiders to look in. Many, many cheap tables to eat at.

Maybe just polygamy?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

See, this was one of my first thoughts, either some kind of cult-like-thing, or it's one of those weird multigenerational homes where four+ generations of people lived, and the parents rooms are close enough to eachother that they can hear when babies are being made.

When someone dies, everyone "upgrades" to their parents living space, and the normal-ish bedrooms, aka "nice" bedrooms (compared to the other bedrooms in this horror show), are reserved for the oldest family members.

The question I have, aside from... You know, everything, is... How many ceiling fans do you really need? Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Actually, when someone dies, they get propped up in the constant funeral home that can be seen starting at picture 47 or 48, and only then can the ritual begin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

That must be why there's a hearse in the garage.