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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A shark on whiskey is mighty risky. A shark on beer is a beer engineer.

A shark on coke…

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

... is nice bloke?... gets a stroke?... would eat an oak?... needs a soak?... is now broke?... is now woke?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

They are putting drugs in the water to make the sharks woke!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

German accent: Is an extremely efficient and narrowly focused killing machine!