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Genie dislikes cloud (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by alphacyberranger to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Buying property. You can close in 30 days, and if you are buying a bunch of property, you can hire people out to handle things and speed up the process, and if you put offers on a ton of property, you could probably close on a lot of them in 30 days. If you are waiving around $100m you could make a lot happen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You're going to fall foul of anti money laundering checks very hard and fast. There's no way you'd be able to buy property, let alone in a month.