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I'm buying frozen pizza from now on rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Ghyste 67 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

The garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid.

Or the person pushed it through and took the picture.

Or there was a massive air bubble.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Or someone slapped their cock on it.

[–] Ghyste 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Or that.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to believe!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

We've all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Look for the guy with a burnt cock.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

This is the root cause analysis we live for.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'm trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don't think it would be very comfortable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

slid it in

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Get the fuck out of here with your logic

[–] Ghyste 14 points 3 months ago

I'm a blast at parties, let me tell you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

My scientific brain would think those other possibilities.

Or someone slapped their cock onto the pizza.