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Trump Vows To Unite Nation Against Common Enemy Of Other Americans (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

“Look to your right. Now look to your left. Every man, woman, and child you see? We will fight them all. With your support, the American people will be defeated once and for all.”

Too perfect.