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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Solving Long Term Problems, part 4d:

Take off your helmet, eat some ~~moon~~ mars rocks. Have your crewmates revive you and put your helmet back on. Chew, swalloe.

We don't know what happens after that but you might be OK. If you are hungry enough to eat a planet, you're hungry enough for science.

-Cave Johnson

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can't tell if this is an actual Cave Johnson line or not

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think the that’s a beauty of the unhinged beauty of Cave Johnson

Maybe with the bouncy moon rock jelly acting as a diet thing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The eggheads claim that ingesting repulsion gel causes random, explosive, uncontrollable and agonizing diarrhea. So I told them to figure it out; how are we supposed to sell this stuff as a water substitute with that holding us back?!