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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

...the rest of that resume must be absolutely insane. Or he's applying to be a businessman.

I'm out here with a Master's degree and 3 years of work experience and I'm not even getting a first call. Shit's tough out here.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried adding "Googling" as a skill?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fuck, I'm ready to try anything at this point.