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Pfft. Uh, stick, obvs.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Break stick in half? Now two sticks.

Stick always win.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Had the perfect stick sword as a kid. Another kid thought to be mean and broke it in half. Cool, TWO short swords, dual wielding unlocked.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

He made you a pair of sai!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why you both use caveman voice if not cavemen? Not funny. Use own voice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yes. Never use big word when diminutive one suffice.