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Anon is one sniff away (discuss.online)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (21 children)

at the end of the day my right shoulder smells of women's perfume

That's gotta count for something right?

If you have to ask this question, you know it doesn't count.

Also, I think you'd be better trying to flirt with the Salsa ladies than sniffing for their perfume on your shoulder

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Nah. There was a post here just recently about what happens if you are dating a salsa girl

[–] agentshags 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Salsa, marinara.. eh, close enough lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Technically "Salsa" just means "Sauce"

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