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WYR: If your toilet was sentient would you rather it crave your poop or hate you for it.
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.
Rules:
Instructions unclear, on my way to overthrow central and south american governments
Anyway, I'd go with the craves toilet. I don't want to be hated by a sentient shitter.