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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My first partner said oral sex could cause pregnancy. I JUST WANTED TO PUT THEM IN MY MOUTH BUT THEY WOULDN’T RELENT

hand stuff was fine though I guess

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If it's any consolation, when they finally learnt the truth they probably looked back at those moments with tremendous regret.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

That’s fair. I JUST WANTED TO DO THE THING aaaaaaaaaaa