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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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Wasn’t it the glass from the shattering teleprompter that hit him?
He needs glasses to see, but considers them a symbol of weakness. Regardless, he's semi-literate at best. Remember the kids in school who could only read a single word at a time? My money is on that. I'd love to see him read out loud from a random book.